How to Pass a Marijuana Urinalysis Drug Test in Five Days: Hot Bikram Yoga, Veggies, and Creatine

DISCLAIMER: THIS ARTICLE WAS WRITTEN ONLY FOR PEOPLE WHO WANT TO LEARN HOW TO PASS A MARIJUANA URINALYSIS DRUG TEST FOR HARMLESS, FETISH SPECIFIC ACTIVITIES IN THE BEDROOM AND IS NOT INTENDED TO PROMOTE ANY ILLEGAL ACT HEREIN. THIS SYSTEM UTILIZES THE MARIJUANA DETOX BY SWEAT LOSS THEORY AND IS THE BEST. YOU'RE WELCOME.

I can't believe not much has been written about using hot yoga to completely clean your system of marijuana in just five days. This isn't an advertisement. I am just telling you how you can beat a drug test in five days (if you are more than 30 pounds overweight make that ten days). THIS WILL ABSOLUTELY HELP YOU BEAT A URINE ANALYSIS TEST IF YOU ARE A MARIJUANA USER!

If you have random tests at probation or drug treatment you should wear a fake urine bladder. These can be purchased at any smoke shop with an Asian owner. Approximately 30 to 60 dollars.

• Take your last toke of weed
• Stop eating fast foods, excessive bread, soda
  
• Start eating fresh fruits and vegetables
• Basically eat to make a doctor proud
  
• Drink 120 ounces of water
  

• 60 TO 90 MINUTES OF HOT YOGA (This is 95% of the ritual and you must do it)
• I also recommend doing the Yoga in the morning before work or school around 6 to 8 AM
• Continue eating healthy
• Take 2.5 to 5 grams of creatine supplement
• Drink 120 ounces of water
• OPTIONAL: Consider alternating every glass of water for a cup of hot Green Tea to stimulate your system.
• Sleep 2 hours more than normal, believe it or not, you actually burn more calories while you're sleeping!

• 60 TO 90 MINUTES OF HOT YOGA (You might start to like it, it really makes the detox process pain free)
• Continue eating healthy
• Take 2.5 to 5 grams of creatine supplement
• Drink 120 ounces of water
• OPTIONAL: Consider alternating every glass of water for a cup of hot Green Tea to stimulate your system.
• Sleep 2 hours more than you normal

• 60 TO 90 MINUTES OF HOT YOGA (Work as hard as you can to sweat as much as you can during the class)
• Continue eating healthy
• Take 2.5 to 5 grams of creatine supplement
• Drink 120 ounces of water
• OPTIONAL: Consider alternating every glass of water for a cup of hot Green Tea to stimulate your system.
• Sleep 2 hours more than you normally would

• 60 TO 90 MINUTES OF HOT YOGA (Lots of yoga studios have trial offers for extremely cheap)
• Continue eating healthy
• Take 2.5 to 5 grams of creatine supplement
• Drink 80 ounces of water
  
• In the evening around 5 PM, give yourself a do it at home marijuana drug test (I personally recommend the athome Marijuana Drug Test from Walgreens)
• If you pass the drug test follow "Plan A" and if you fail, which is unlikely follow "Plan B"
  
• Sleep 2 hours more than you normally would

Today you have your drug test! Since you passed your do it at home test you don't have much to worry about. However, I still recommend drinking a 20 ounce gatorade about 4 hours before your test and another about 2 hours before your test. Also take at least two pisses before your official test piss.

If you failed your at home test do not fret. This just means you have to take the down and dirty route and dilute your piss. Statistically you have a 25% chance of being tagged with diluted urine. Even if you do get tagged with diluted urine, most likely they will just give you another test after you explain that you drank a lot of water at the gym right before your test (this buys you about another week of time for you to clean out your system while the lab processes your urine).

Here is the dilution process:

Step 1. Start drinking gatorade 4 hours before your test.  Right away drink 16 ounces.  Then, 8 ounces every 15 minutes for an hour (48 ounces total).

Step 2. You will begin to piss clear every 15 to 20 minutes.  Replace this by drinking 3 to 4 ounces every 20 to 30 minutes, respectively.

Step 3. 2 hours before your test, take a vitamin B2 to color your urine yellow.  You should consume 10 times the daily recommended dosage.  This can usually be achieved by taking 2 multivitamins.

Step 4. Hold it while you wait to take your test!  This part will suck but you will have to deal with it. 

Step 5. Take the test.  If it comes back diluted you will have about a week until your next test so just restart the process at Day 1.

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